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July 1, 2014

20 funny pub signs

Filed under: Funny — duncan @ 8:00 am
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More amusing, witty and clever A-board signs, this time all booze-inspired!

There's a beer garden & beerAlcohol may not solve your problems but neither will waterOur beer is as cold as your ex girlfriend's heartKeep it secret we have a huge beer gardenBeware of strong drink... it will make you shoot at tax collectors... and missRevenge is a dish best served cold. In fact scrub that, I meant beerCure your hangover with burgers and more boozeIf the answer's not beer... you're asking the wrong questions!Beer isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is yes!Girls don't make passes at guys with pint glassesNever cry over spilt milk. Spilt cocktails are far more tragic!Due to very hot temperatures... it's advised that you hydrate at least 5 times a dayWine improves with age, the older I get, the better I like itI distrust camels & anyone else who can go a week without a drink!It's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine, it's summertimeThe recession is over! Buy beer & houses!Dear Pope, come in for a swift one!Rudolph the red nosed reindeer... probably over indulged on the sherry we all leave outBook with us for your xmas lunches, parties or just a p*** upFREE BEER

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